Heart Cocktail is a 1983 series of short manga by Seizo Watase, originally published in *Comic Morning*. The work was adapted into dozens of romantic vignettes, each crafted to tell a simple love story in no more time than it would take to smoke a cigarette. Because of the brief format, many tales never reveal the characters' names; instead, the protagonists are typically referred to as “Me” and “Her.” Some of the stories include “Emblem of My Father,” “Two in the Beer Garden,” “Old Hawaii Corner,” “My Brother's Zippo,” and “Takeru's Love of Two and a Half Millennia.” The tobacco analogy may sound odd in today’s politically correct climate, but it is better than the alternative, reminding us that these short manga are intended to take no longer to read than the average…